I do not like you!

Yes, you! You know who you are. You are the one, who commutes with the same bus as I do. You always get on after me, and always get off - before I do. Did I mention I do not like you? You want to know why, fat ass? Well, for one - the bus is almost empty. There are literally noone else when you get on, but the bus driver - and me of course. I'm always fast asleep when you get on, get it? That snoring sound - that's me. So why the fuck, do you have to sit your ass down, in the seat infront of me, and lean your seat back - with a force equal to your fat ass going from terminal velocity to zero in 0.01 seconds, hitting my knees?

Not only do you fucking wake me up, it fucking hurts a fucking lot! You don't have to sit in that seat, atleast since the whole bus is empty! I can't see why you have this urge to sit in the seat infront of me, when you have the whole bus to chose from. I certaily don't see the fucking point in bashing my knees in. I could understand someone making this mistake once, but you do this every fucking week, and several times a week. I really, really, really - do not like you. I have two more words for you: "Fuck you!"

The Bible - the best argument for being an atheist!

In reality, my headline is wrong - mostly because one can believe in the god of the Bible without worshiping it. One can believe that it's true, without considering that it's worthy of worship. The "holy book" is rather the best argument for not worshiping the god that's portrayed in it. Yes, I know what you are thinking - I must be crazy. But I'm not - this is what Richard Dawkins has to say about "him":

"The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully."

I must say, I agree wholeheartedly. How can believers fail to realize this? Have they not read their own holy book? Do they simply listen to what their preacher tell them? Let's, for the sake of argument, agree that the Bible is correct and speak the truth - now what?! Do we worship this god all of a sudden? The gods existence simply isn't enough for us to worship it, mostly because this god is all of the above and more. He is a complete psychopath! Let's use the Bible, the word of God to prove this.

Jealous and proud of it? Hell yes!
"Do not have any other gods before me." This quote from the decalogue should be know to all believers. He simply don't want any competition, he implies that there are other gods and that he wont accept being second best. Burning in hell, for ever - is the punishment. Good job on being just, caring and forgiving. I call bullshit!

a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak?
I would certainly say so! Not only does he try to control who you sleep with, what you eat, which types of clothes you wear, what material you make clothes of, whom you enslave and how much you beat them ... He also sticks his nose in how much you pay for your slaves, how you cook your meals, which types of ingredients you mix and when you rest. The punishment? Everything from stoning, hanging, beating and burning in hell for all eternity. Oh, don't forget, he is so forgiving that he'll burn you in hell if you disappoint him. Infinite punishment for a finite crime, is that supposed to be just and forgiving? I certainly wouldn't say so. Turn the other cheek certainly doesn't apply to him ...

a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser?
This simply can't be true?! God is all loving, caring and forgiving - right? WRONG! Well, he did send a pack of rabid beers to kill some kids for calling a bald man, bald ... Oh yes, it's true, rest assured - links will be provided for every claim. I think that covers both vindictive and bloodthirsty. Ethnic cleanser? Compared to God, Hitler is a saint - the difference? Believers actually praise God, but sane people condemn the acts of the Nazis and similar tragedies in Russia/Soviet. Just check what God did to the people of Baal of Peor. Not to forget, that he killed all humans on earth, except Noa and his family. Only to try to cover up his own mistakes.

misogynistic and homophobic? [sic]
Very much so, forcing women to marry their rapist or killing women who have been raped. Not what I would define as justice, and very much so proves the hate God has for women, who are his own creation. Everyone knows that he calls for the stoning of gay men, he doesn't mention gay women. Maybe he likes some lesbian action? But stoning women who have been raped? Come on, you cannot say it's justice, forgiving or any of the positive attributes many people contribute to God. I can't understand how Christians dare to question my moral - when this crap is what their holy book and God is representing.

racist, genocidal
The jews are obviously his people and more worth than everyone else. He also advocates killing whole cities except the young virgins who are supposed to be captured. I wonder why ...

sadomasochistic
He is said to have sacrificed himself, to himself, to satisfy his own need for blood - inorder to be able to forgive the humans he created. He allegedly created us in his own image, he also is supposed to be all knowing - so he also knew that we would sin. The only rational conclution is that he wanted to be beaten and nailed to a cross, since he knew that would be the result of his own coming.
pestilential
He does have a tendency to invoke plagues to kill of the humans he doesn't like.

filicidal
He killed his own son, who really was himself, to satisfy himself. I know, its irrational and confusing. It actaully doesn't make any sense at all! Jesus is said to be his son, and since God is all knowing and omnipotent, and he knew the humans would kill his son, who actually was himself - and still sent Jesus to earth he is directly responsible for his death.

I honestly think this will have to do. My point is, this guy is a bastard! If he were human, he would most likely be put behind bars or even put to death in some countries. And this is the guy the christian community say are worthy of worship? I'm happy to say, I neither belive in him or think he is worthy of worship. I'm proud to be an atheist...

XO - Asian Restaurant

It's been a long time since my last post, I guess my life isn't as interesting as I thought. :)

The first day at work after a 3 week long vacation was a real hassle. Moving into the new buildings, starting to setting up the network might have been fun, if someone had done their work properly. Telenor, which was supposed to finish their work at friday LAST week, hadn't even been there when I got there today. Someone showed up to do half of their job at 12 o'clock. Right, we do not have an internet connection now - just what I need, when users are breathing down my neck. So, a couple of telephones to try to sort that out, without really getting any further information on WHEN they intend to get their job done.

Oh, and did I mention that there was no power? That's right, we where supposed to get everything up and running today, but there we are, 3 out of the 6 points where without power. Splendid! Another couple of telephones to get THAT sorted, but it was quickly arranged when I got in contact with the one in charge of that department.

There where no plan to give me a key to get around the building. But after a short argument with someone, who really wasn't eager to hand over the key, I got one.

This crap was on top of me getting NO sleep last night, so right now I've been up for 32 hours. You might say I have quite a short fuse today. There where no cooling system installed as promised at the server room.

Where was I? Oh, yes ... The new apprentice arrived today as promised. I think he'll be a great asset. He's polite, eager to learn and seems to be quite intelligent - a very positive experience so far.

I had one, very plesant experience today - dinner! I tried a new restaurant today, they've only been open for about 2 months, but it was recomended to me, so I skipped my usual Asian place to try this new one. I have NO regrets! NONE!

The atmosphere is like the usual Asian restaurant. Dim lighting, the usual hanging black and red chandeliers, china in white with blue dragons painted on them. I ordered WonTon as starter and Duck with garlic and chili.

The WonTon, didn't really contain any of the usual dumplings, but instead had scampi in it. It was perfectly citric and carried quite a punch. When I say it carried quite a punch, it really does, because I can tolerate spicy food, very well. I would not recomend it, if you do not like spicy food. It was perfectly spiced to my taste. It's honestly the best WonTon I have ever had!

The duck was perfectly cooked. It was jucy, yet crispy on the outside - I couldn't have done it better myself. It was marked on the menu as spicy, three dots, on a scale of five. It had the same rating as the WonTon, but honestly, it was not spicy at all. The WonTon carried a plesant punch, the main course did not. It did however have quite a bit of garlic. It was not the stingy taste of garlic, but rather the sweet taste of garlic, just as it should be. It was served with thinly chopped carrots, water chestnuts, onions and baby corn, if I remember correctly. As in all Asian cooking, the vegetables was still "al dente".

The starter was NOK50, the main course was NOK162, with 0,5L of Coke a grand total of NOK247 or USD 41,40, an acceptable cost for a meal like that. I think this is my new favourite Asian restaurant. Highly recomended, quick service, delicious food. Two thumbs up! I kinda like the touch of family business too. It's not the usual professional waitresses, but rather the daughter(s?) waiting the table. I like that, since it feels a little more personal - I don't really like that high-class white collar stuff. I want great food withouth getting robbed at the "till".

Enough of my ramblings, just GO THERE - you will not regret it.

Homebrew!

Pictures of the first batch of the bitter chocolate coffee stout. Everything is perfect, colour, foam, smell - yes practically everything turned out perfect, except taste and body. Not as creamy as we aimed for, but it definately carries a punch - it do contain alcohol.

Since it is partly bottle fermented, it may still develop. Some of the bitterness is gone. We are entering it in a contest, which will be interresting.

Cheers, felicidades, sante or whatever you say where you come from.

homo erectus 005 - AGW

All right, I'm hoping this turns out at little better than the last one, dont know though. Will be doing some changes later I think, this isn't really working out the way I was hoping, maybe those Wacoms might work in VM, who knows - one will have to try. Been having some major issues with wi-fi at work lately, think I have it sorted now, but only time will tell. Well, I hope you like todays issue. The funny thing is, these cartoonish drawings at least make me update my blog. :)

Lack of sleep

I'm quite happy with my new pen. I can read it just fine, and I hope you can too.

Busy, busy, busy

My work schedule so far today has been busy - I'm just about to choke on a sandwich, so no news today, just uploading this thing right here.